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Post by jc92 on Dec 31, 2005 15:55:22 GMT -5
i got one, your so ugly that when you were born, your mom said "oh, what a priceless treasure!" and your dad said "let's burry it..."
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Post by jc92 on Dec 31, 2005 15:59:22 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Somewhere in america, there was to status that faced eachother and stood for more then 40 years, so an angle was sent down and it said "you two have served everyone well, so i'm going to give you something....30 minutes of life!" so she granted it and so the two status get behind a bush and you here alot of shaking in the bush and laughing and giggling, so when they were finished they said "okay we're done" and the angle said, "but you still have 15 minutes" and so the man statue said to the woman "you wanna do it again?" and the woman statue said, "yeah but this time you hold the bird's head down, and i'll shit on it's head!"[/glow]
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Post by Livewire 1500 on Jan 4, 2006 22:34:26 GMT -5
nice jokes there.
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Post by jc92 on Jan 8, 2006 13:16:57 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]What do you call a 350 pound stripper?
Broke[/glow]
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Post by jc92 on Jan 9, 2006 18:01:28 GMT -5
[glow=lightblue,2,300] ok, my brother made this one up, its kinda rasist, but its only a joke...so jews dont read this! whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? the pizza wont sceam when u put it in the oven[/glow]
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Post by nuke on Jan 13, 2006 21:33:23 GMT -5
How do you fit 6 million and 4 Jews in a Volkswagon?
2 in front, 2 in back, and the rest in the ash tray.
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Post by jc92 on Jan 14, 2006 16:20:36 GMT -5
i heard it a different way, it goes how do you fit a million jews in a car? ash tray
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Post by nuke on Jan 15, 2006 20:34:10 GMT -5
Yea, there's a few different variations of it.
Who is the world's best Jewish cook? Hitler.
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Post by jc92 on Jan 16, 2006 14:23:53 GMT -5
lol, he cooks jews for satan in hell
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Post by nuke on Jan 16, 2006 23:24:07 GMT -5
3 gay guys walk into a bar. There is only one stool. What do they do?
Turn the stool upside down. Think about it.
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