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Post by Livewire 1500 on Jan 30, 2006 21:47:06 GMT -5
thats clever
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Post by jc92 on Apr 16, 2006 15:37:49 GMT -5
A senior in highschool still shares a room with his 9 year old brother.
One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
She screams.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I can't get pregnant!
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*!
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Post by videogamer49 on Jul 5, 2006 1:25:57 GMT -5
That's hilarious
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Post by Grim_Reaper_Keeper on Sept 5, 2006 2:57:14 GMT -5
ha ha lol ;D
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Post by jc92 on Sept 9, 2006 23:21:27 GMT -5
Yeah I thought it would be funny.
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Post by wowposter on Sept 10, 2008 20:12:50 GMT -5
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